[ SUBJECT FILE // CLEARANCE: NOT YOU ]

DEEN

the coolest person in any room. try touching the letters. █

ROOM TENSION

Live reading. Every time Deen enters, the floor goes up. It never fully comes back down.

12% // calm. for now.

STARE DOWN

Hold eye contact with Deen. Press and hold the button (or spacebar). Let go and you lose. Nobody has ever won.

ready when you are.

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Best: 0.00s · Rank: unranked

GIVE DEEN THE BUZZ CUT

He recently shaved his head. Recreate the moment. Drag the clippers over his head.

0% shaved

THE FILE

NAMEDEEN (two E's. it's not hard.)
CLASSIFICATIONCoolest in the room
AURAEdgy. Alternative. Unbothered.
EFFECT ON ROOMEveryone gets a little on edge
WHYBecause he's that cool
HAIR0mm. Freshly shaved. Upgrade confirmed.
THREAT LEVELMAXIMUM COOL

RULES FOR BEING NEAR DEEN

  1. Do not try to out-cool him. It has been tried.
  2. If he nods at you, that counts as a conversation.
  3. Feeling slightly on edge is normal. It means it's working.
  4. Do not ask about the head. Just respect the head.
  5. He was alternative before you knew what that meant.
⚠ DEEN HAS ENTERED ⚠